Tamagotchi Comes To Android, But After All These Years I’m No Better At Caring For Virtual Pets

Namco Bandai has released a brand-new automaton Tamagotchi app named
Tamagotchi L.i.f.e
. The acronym standards for “love is entertaining everywhere,” which is arguable depending on which level of love you’re in, and which probably accounts for its February 14 release date. But is Tamagotchi L.i.f.e. itself entertaining everywhere? I’ve been playing it today to find out. And by playing I mostly mean ignoring.

The automaton Tamagotchi is very similar to the one that used to live in its own dedicated hardware keychain, and there’s even an emulator method you commence off in what looks exactly like the toy itself with its familiar egg-ish impression. Part of the appeal of the game is that you can unlock brand-new egg cases to house your Tamaotchi in this method, controlling it with three virtual buttons and viewing you virtual pet as the individual color blob of pixels that may motivate some nostalgia.

Doing it this route provokes ample frustration, however, as soon as you realize that you’re using a space-aged gagdet with full touch capabilities and a gorgeous display. But Namco Bandai knows this, so they’ve provided a zoomed in method that brings you up close and personal with your Tamagotchi, rendered in two colors instead of one, with touch interaction and the ability to touch on icons directly to feed it, bathe it, medicate it or scold it.

You can also now play Rock, Paper, Scissors with your Tamagotchi! But to do that well you have to lose, since your virtual pet only gets satisfaction out of the game if it wins or ties. I actually found losing to be beautiful strenuous, which means I think that my Tamagotchi isn’t very fond of me. And it probably doesn’t aid that every moment I open the app it’s rolling or sliding or however it moves in an agitated tiny circle next to at least three poops. This despite the fact that I don’t feed it.

Tamagotchi L.i.f.e. is free, but that’s a curse as much as it is a merit, since that comes with an extremely tacky-looking and rigid to miss add plastered on the bottom of the screen all the moment. I wanted to like this game because I remember when Tamagotchis were a thing, but this app just made me feel inadequate as a caretaker, and I’ve got enough of that going on in my real life. My counsel? Stay tuned, there are much more mind-blowing things on the horizon.


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